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Yoda! YODA! yODA! yOdA! YOda! yoDA! yodA! yoda! Top 10 things Yoda would say while having sex.. 10. "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!" 9. "Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must." 8. "Feel the force!" 7. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!" 6. "Do me or do me not-there is no try." 5. "Early must I rise. Leave now you must!" 4. "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass." 3. "Happens to every guy sometimes this does." 2. "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?" 1. "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?"

Cool Yoda Quotes! "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate,hate... leads to suffering." "Try not. Do, or do not, there is no try...." "Ohhh! Great warrior! [laughs and shakes his head]Wars not make one great!" "Always in motion is the future." "Beware of the dark side. Anger...fear...aggression. The dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight."